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Jul
08

We Kick Chuck Norris’ Ass…

This may turn out to be my last post, ever.  It’s not that I’m giving up this blogging thing; rather, I may be killed by Chuck Norris in my sleep.

Why would the defender of freedom come after me tonight?  Because today we’re exploring the reason why Manitoba’s car scene could lay a beating on Chuck Norris.  We’ve got the cars.  We’ve got the trucks.  We’ve got the passion, the skills, and the raw steel that makes us impossible to defeat–not even by Chuck Norris.

Random fact about Chuck Norris:  Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Random fact about the Manitoba car scene:  Hot rodders in Manitoba don’t sleep.  They build awesome cars and trucks.  Why?  Because waiting is for losers.

Random fact about Chuck Norris:  Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

Random fact about the Manitoba car scene:  Harley lovers can have neither feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.  This is because their feet are on the pegs, which are connected to a hog, which is an apparatus for being kick-ass in ways that Chuck Norris never could.  Case in point:  Paul Williamson of “Willy’s Garage” and his sportster.

Random fact about Chuck Norris:  Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-A-Sketch.

Random fact about the Manitoba car scene:  Who the f*&%$ uses an Etch-A-Sketch?  Isn’t that a children’s toy?  Come on Chuck, kids toys are for babies (Hot Wheels and Matchbox products notwithstanding).  When real men (and women) want to get down with their artistic side, they find a real car, like this vintage Dodge, and draw on it.

Random fact about Chuck Norris:  M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Random fact about Chuck Norris:  You can’t touch “it.” And by “it,” I mean any car at a car show or cruise night.  Because if you value your fingers, you keep them off of the bitchin’ rides at any car show or cruise night.

Random fact about Chuck Norris:  Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Random fact about the Manitoba car scene:  Most car clubs raise money for cancer research and support, usually through Cancer Care Manitoba.  And if they aren’t raising cash to stop cancer, they’re raising cash for food banks, Children’s Rehab Centre, or other ways to make this world a little bit better.  Just because Chuck Norris is too lazy to cure cancer doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t pitch in.

That’s it for today, but come back Monday for more original car pics and stories, including Sunday night cruise, and the Manitoba Mustang Club’s show & shine to celebrate Henry Ford’s birthday!

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